one braincell.
his name is qevin.
he does not know what he is doing. neither do you. that’s the whole thing really.
token launch
6 august 2026 · 14:00 utc
contract address
goes live at launch, here first. anything circulating before then is someone else’s coin.
01 — what happened
he stepped on a keyboard and it went up 400%
he has been in there since tuesday
- 01
every orange cat on earth shares a single braincell. most days it is somewhere else entirely.
- 02
one afternoon it happened to be in a cat sitting on a trader’s keyboard. he stepped on it. he bought something. it went up 400%.
- 03
his name is qevin. he does not remember doing this. the braincell has since moved on. the colony remains convinced they are geniuses.
02 — the evidence
documented sightings
he has been photographed trading, floating, lecturing, and eating waffles at 3am. in none of these pictures does he know where he is.
03 — the colony
nine cats. one braincell.
4,444 of them, sharing exactly one. at any moment one cat has it and the other 4,443 are running on nothing at all.
nothing minted. there is no mint. doug is asleep.
has it. does not know he has it.
certain he called the top.
has been in this room before.
missed the entire cycle.
sold. immediately regretted it.
aping. no notes.
has seen things. down bad.
thinks the chart is personal.
nothing. absolutely nothing.
04 — the game
surviving stupid is the whole sport
an endless runner where the braincell keeps wandering off. every eight to twelve seconds it leaves, and for the next four to seven you are driving a cat that is not home.
05 — braincell tracker
who has it right now
every 6 hours it moves to a different holder, picked on-chain. whoever has it gets a buff in the game and a badge nobody asked for. this is the reason to open the site on a boring day.
qevin
has it. does not know he has it.
live on-chain rotation lands in phase 7. today this is a placeholder, and it says so rather than inventing a name.
06 — how to buy
four steps. qevin managed it by accident.
get a wallet
phantom or solflare. takes two minutes. write the seed phrase on paper like a caveman.
put sol in it
buy sol anywhere, send it to your wallet. yes it really is that boring.
open pump.fun
paste the contract address from this page. check it twice. qevin would not have.
buy, then wait
you now hold a cat with one braincell he is not currently using. congratulations.
goes live at launch, here first. anything circulating before then is someone else’s coin.
07 — roadmap
the plan, such as it is
- the site
you are looking at it.
01 · shipped - one brain cell
the game. playable right now.
02 · shipped - braincell tracker
live holder rotation, every 6 hours, on-chain.
03 · building - $qevin launches
on pump.fun, 6 august, 14:00 utc. contract address goes on this page.
04 · building - leaderboard + wallet
connect, submit a score, argue about it.
05 · planned - the colony
4,444 cats. one braincell. maybe.
06 · planned - official cat of solana
nobody has offered him this. he assumes it is his.
07 · planned
two of six are actually finished. the rest are not, and this page is not going to pretend otherwise.
08 — where to buy
where to find him
pump.fun
jupiter
raydium
dexscreener
dextools
birdeye
geckoterminal
magic eden
tensor$qevin launches on pump.fun. everything after that is where he turns up once the bonding curve fills, assuming anyone is still paying attention by then.
one braincell. currently unsupervised.